Sunday 30 March 2008

‘Tapas Nine’ to face three days of police interviews

Portuguese police are planning to question the so-called Tapas Nine during three days of interviews in a final attempt to solve the mystery of Madeleine McCann's disappearance.

The detectives believe there are inconsistencies in the accounts of what happened on the night the three-year-old vanished from her family's holiday apartment in Praia da Luz last May while the group of friends ate dinner with Madeleine's parents, Kate and Gerry McCann, in a nearby restaurant.

It had been believed that the detectives could spend up to two months in the UK.

However, a team led by chief investigator Paulo Rebelo is set to fly to Britain on April 7 to start interviews in Leicester the next day, and they are scheduled to return to the Algarve on April 11.

British police officers will conduct the interviews on behalf of their Portuguese counterparts, but Rebelo and his team will be allowed to sit in as they take place.

The Mail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=549731&in_page_id=1770

My take:
  • Again it appears we have a rehash of old news!
  • The questioning has been reported to be the T3 T4 T7 T9 then T3 again then T7 not T9 yet again!
  • Also it was reported just last week that the PJ would be interviewing many holiday makers and other witnesses!
  • Again another false leak coming from the infamous PJ sources
  • The Leicestershire Police have not confirmed this story, I feel they would have if they knew for definite if the PJ was coming.
  • If the PJ get here at all on April 7th don't hold your breath for Kate and Gerry to be interview, this could all change again, as apparently there is insufficient evidence to interview them, this we have from the Portuguese Judge, so can we say this it true?
  • Does the left arm know what the right arm is doing?
  • How many questions will it be 40? 14? 4? 100?
  • Can the PJ tell their A**** from their elbows?
  • It was also reported that the PJ may be here for months, well looks like they have cut their trip down to just 4 days, thus laying to rest another leak for the infamous PJ source.
  • Will the Portuguese government ever get their act together and ask the PJ what the hell they think they are playing at with all these leaks?
  • Will the Portuguese government ever hold a frank and open public inquiry into this farcical shambolic investigation?
  • What can these questions every hope to prove?
  • What exactly will they be able to accomplish 11 months after the event with memories dulling?
  • If these questions were so vitally important why haven't the PJ got their act together sufficiently before 11 months was up to ask these questions?
  • No mention of cuddle cat or Kate's diary!
  • I suspect yet another red herring!
  • If I were cynical, I maybe forgiven for thinking that the PJ deliberately leaked all this fatuous nonsense in order to put some kind of pressure onto the McCann's to see if they could crack them!
  • Does it never occur to the PJ that they have never cracked, because they are in fact innocent and have been telling the truth.
  • I am yet to be convinced that the PJ will arrive here on April 7th, I hope they do, but forgive me if I am sceptical, this has been said so many times already!
  • I don't think they will question the McCann's
  • I think they will release them fro the arguido status.
  • I think they will be forced to apologise for all the unnecessary pain and suffering they have caused this couple.
  • I think they will have to do this because it will soon emerge that the PJ had absolutely no evidence, on which to bring or even begin to prove and substantiate the bizarre allegations against this couple.
  • I think unless the McCann's get a formal public apology, they will proceed and sue the PJ and it has been proved that they can lawfully do this.
  • I think they should, do you?
  • I think they should bring legal action, if only to highlight the archaic secrecy laws of Portugal, laws that have caused much of this farce of an investigation.
  • I think they should bring this action for many reasons, what reasons do you think the McCann's should sue the PJ for?

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Anonymous said...

Yes!

chinadoll said...

As for the media, I think the recent libel award/payment made by the Express group of newspapers, together with the repeated front page apologies to Kate and Gerry, confirms that it was that organisation that was at fault.

Certain other tabloid publications are lucky they were not targeted, but the above action has certainly fired a shot across their bows.

It is the newspapers that stood accused of irresponsible reporting (and in the case of the Express, admitting same) not the McCanns or their spokesperson, Clarence Mitchell.

Christabel said...

That got ya Mandz and Jane lol.

Mandz said...

Tinks & China,

My understanding of the questions is that due to the McCann's status "suspects" the PJ have a duty to question who they have asked for?

Tinkerbell43 said...

Hi Helen,

We must be close to reaching 200!

Hope you are well.

Anonymous said...

GERROFF HELEN

YOU ARE ALWAYS AT IT

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mandz

Will leave the second door shut cos it's just the one for this floor and there are only two flats there - the other flat is empty, so it's the least important. That way I can keep the building and my flat secure! Bash it in gently won't you.

Helen

Hiya
You ready for the 201st post?

Anonymous said...

Honestly Tinks, just looking in after dinner, didn't do it intentionally!! Saw it was near and couldn't resist.

Christabel said...

Helen,

I knew you were lurking ready and waiting cheat.

Your worse than Als, Clawd,vile etta and docnot lurking in the background.lol
Hi ALL lurkers yoo hoo

Tinkerbell43 said...

Yes Mandz, that is my understanding too.

Mandz said...

Sass,

Thanks, it will be QT - no worries..

Anonymous said...

CHINADOLL

THE EXPRESS WAS THE WORST, IN THAT SOME DAYS THEY HAD 2 STORIES RUNNING - BOTH INFLAMMATORY AND CONTRADICTORY. THAT WAY THEY WERE BOUND TO BE THE FIRST TARGET.

BUT, REMEMBERT THE PORTUGUESE NEWSPAPER T AND Q THAT THE MCCANNS WERE SUEING FIRST, HAS 'FOLDED' WITH NO REASONS GIVEN MONTHS AGO. I FEEL THE DE, D STAR, SUNDAY EXPRESS, SUNDAY STAR ARE THE FIRST OF A GROUP. MORE WILL COME. INCLUDING BLOGS IF THAT HAS NOT ALREADY STARTED........

Tinkerbell43 said...

Lol Helen, I think you're telling porkies and need to change your avatar to Pinnochio!

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Nice one Helen!
Nice one Tinks - saying we were getting towards the 200th!

Christabel - long time no see! Thought you may have been in good old Cymru!

Tinkerbell43 said...

Well Sass, we'll be more than safe in the empty flat, they dont investigate empty apartments!

Anonymous said...

SORRY chinadoll

NOT SHOUTING.....

WHRE CAN I BUY ONE OF THOSE BLUE POLICE CAR LIGHTS THAT THEY PUT ON TOP OF THEIR CAR ROOF, TO PUT ON MY COMPUTER KEYBOARD WHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON ??????? AS THE LIGHT DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO MY EYES HERE???? oH dearie me.

I am not shouting, please don't think I am.

;o((((((((((((((

Mandz said...

Right ladies I'm off..Bye for now!

Jane Christabel & Sass,
Keep it real.....(whatever that means? but sounds cool)!!

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Tinks

. . . while writing the 205th post!

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Bye Mandz

You keep it real too, dude! (I'm sure we sound cool, just wish I knew what it meant!!!)

Tinkerbell43 said...

I know Sass, trust you to pick up on it. Not exactly lightening am I.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Tinks

Which empty flat? You planning on nicking all my stuff now? Aren't the curtains enough???

Anonymous said...

HELEN

Yes, my dear, here's *the packet*.

It's just....

I have eaten all the gingernuts.

hmmmm

Tinkerbell43 said...

See ya Mandz, enjoy the rest of the evening!

Anonymous said...

MANDZ

bye for now

KEEP IT w h a t ???

DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT WORD.

HEE HEE OOOPS LOOOOOOL

Anonymous said...

I am mortally offended. It so happens Tinks, that my nose is the smallest part of me!!!lol.

If you have been tracking me via feedjit then I can only say that my computer has been on and tuned into this blog all day! I don't have the comfort of my hubby at the moment, so no-one to have a nosey what I am up to!!

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Tinks

You can't help the speed with which comments come in! On some blogs, you would have been more than safe!

chinadoll said...

Tinks and Mandz,

That is my understanding too and the Times article states that the McCanns have forwarded a list of 25 people they wish to be questioned and whom they believe, can provide information to clear them.

As for the tapas group, it is very unfair on them that they have fully cooperated with the investigation, answered all questions put to them etc, yet, speculation continues about their ongoing cooperation.

If the pj, after reviewing the answers given by the tapas group, now have further enquiries, then the onus is on them to get over here and crack on.

Anonymous said...

helen

''YOUR NOSE IS THE SMALLEST PART OF YOU?''

c l e a r l y

BY THAT AVATAR.

YOU WILL GET PILES.

CHANGE IT GIRL NOW. WE WILL GET ARRESTED BY pj IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS ON OUR BENDY BUS AND BOAT.....!!!!! ;O)))))))))))

chinadoll said...

Jane,

Don't worry about the caps hun, it is what you say that counts.

As for the blue light, hubby is after one to put on his car to get through the traffic jams lol.

Anonymous said...

Chinadoll,
Having read your post regarding the article by David ???, I can't say I blame the Mccann's one bit for supplying the PJ with a list o witnesses that they wish for them to interview. I would think they wish to make sure that these witnesses are heard by someone other than Goncalo Amaral, and not dismissed out of turn. Maybe in this instance we should give Paul Rebelo the benefit of doubt.

chinadoll said...

Goodnight Mandz

Don't forget to change the time on your alarm clock lol

Have a lovely evening.

chinadoll said...

Hi Helen,

I will reserve judgement until I know that he and his team are here and doing their job.

Now you are back over in PDL, you want to be careful you do not get your rear end sunburnt lol

Tinkerbell43 said...

China,

I agree with you. I think the Tapas have fully co-operated with the investigation. They flew back on request for a face to face with Murat and JT has said on record, on more than one occasion, she would gladly return if it would help the investigation, but there has been no request.

Its hardly their fault that the PJ have taken 11 months to finally get round to requestioning them.

Anonymous said...

chinadoll/helen

I had not seen chinadoll's article, but 25 is not a small number of people, and if that is so, why on earth did the PJ not already have these people - or some of them - on their own list, as thorough .'elite' investigators?

We cannot mention the number of them currently arguido status or writing ridiculous 'fiction' books can we - nor that they too were involved when in Pj also - as part of the Cipriano investigation? No. Can't say that. Good grief 25 beggars belief.

My worry is, the McCanns can put this 'forward' but will they act on it? If so, why, as they have not acted on any other 'valid' statement . . . . ??

this is just awful.....with a capital F!!!!!


ps chinadoll - did you see supertroll's site today and the dreams and visions? she has a poll too to enter.... ;o) ;o)

Anonymous said...

Jane,Tinks,

This suit?

Tinkerbell43 said...

PMSL Helen, YES!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha CHINADOLL

If Helen wants cream rubbed there, I for one am offski......

;o))))

what kind of position would she need to be in to Get sunburn there??? HA HA HA HA HA

no ;O))))))))))))))))))))))

off to my dark room again.!!!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

Jane,

To be fair we do not know that these witnesses are not on their list. After all we only have the media reports to go off.

Anonymous said...

helen

TRUE... that's just it, we know so little for sure, we go by what we read from the 'better' papers only now. the rest let us down big time. To their cost. ha ha ha

AND YES, I PREFER PINNOCHIO.

chinadoll said...

Tinks,

Absolutely, they have fully cooperated and as you have quite rightly pointed out, have even returned to PDL to offer further assistance.

They have repeatedly stated that they would assist further, in any way they can, yet they continue to be vilified by certain idiots who use them as a dartboard for gossip and innuendo.

chinadoll said...

I agree Jane - if Helen needs to take preventative action to avoid sunburn in that particular area, I suggest she buys a spray and applies it DIY style lol

Mum21 said...

Good Evening Ladies,
I see we have had a lengthy visit from bianca. I am so sorry I missed her because she seems to be living in a dream world.
Bianca, just in case you look in again here is my opinion of Margaret Thatcher. She was the toughest, and best Prime Minister we have had since Winston Churchill.
She would not bow down to union threats and always carried out what she said she would do. Unlike many since..she did not make promises and then break them. She said what the meant and did what she said.
The Iron Lady she may have been....but I for one had total trust and admiration for her.
Our present Prime Mnister and Tony Blair could learn a lot from her.

chinadoll said...

Jane,

Here is the earlier post that you missed:-

chinadoll said...
As for the outstanding questions, if they are, indeed, due to be asked, the McCanns and the tapas group have repeated stated that they welcome same.

In addition, they have forwarded the names of 25 people (including their holiday companions) which they require the pj to interview further.

..............................

From The Times
November 5, 2007

McCanns give police list of names to interrogate

David Brown

The parents of Madeleine McCann have asked Portuguese police to question 25 witnesses whom they believe hold the key to solving the mystery of their daughter’s disappearance.

A list of names submitted by lawyers acting for Kate and Gerry McCann include the seven British friends who were dining with the couple when Madeleine was taken from the Ocean Club resort in Praia da Luz on May 3.

Employees at the resort, including the crèche nannies who had looked after Madeleine, are also on the list. A source close to the McCann’s legal team said: “Mr and Mrs McCann have always said that they and their friends are prepared to do whatever it takes to find Madeleine. These people can prove that Madeleine’s parents could not have been involved her abduction and could provide evidence about who took their daughter.” The couple have the legal right to request police operations since they were made arguidos, or official suspects.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

HelenM

It's your nose needing the suncream now then! Always exposing something aren't you!

archer said...

Hi Everyone

You look lovely in your new outfits, and Helen you look great too!

I was wondering - dangerous I know, but if the Tapas had wanted to make changes to their original statements, wouldn't they have intimated this to their legal people already? This in turn would have been passed to the pj.

I will not be expecting any of them to change their 'stories' so where does this leave the investigation? What do you think the conclusion will be?

SeaWitch said...

Oi, Jane,

What are you saying, I made sense FOR ONCE....!!!!!

Are we going on the run, then? We've already been busted once this month, I don't wanna be banged up again.

I reckon Hollywood might make a film of our exploits. I can see the blurb now:-

"Hookers on The Hoof"

"An unmissable comedy about a group of ordinary grannies who find themselves thrown together in this extraordinary tale of international intrigue.

After falling foul of the elite Portuguese PJ, the women are forced to go on the run, with hilarious consequences

Jane GT is at her slapstick best in this offering by acclaimed director Ro Pops and she is supported by a star-studded cast of veterans who all still have their own teeth."

Coming soon to a cinema near you!

chinadoll said...

Good Evening Mum21 and well said.

Whatever anyones politics, Margaret Thatcher will go down in history for the great woman she is and her leadership qualities have actually been acknowledged by the present incumbent amongst others.

Her finest hour - the Falklands imo.

Sorry, off topic.

Anonymous said...

MUM"!

well said indeed

Margaret was a swymamwys
say what you mean and mean what you say.

on that, she cannot be criticised.

she was also a WYSIWYG

what you see is what you get

She left nobody in any doubts, she was not duplicitous, she said what she believed in, and took action to get it. Not everyone liked it, but does anyone of any prime minister?

Look at what is happening to Gordon Brown now. No. She certainly had strenth of purpose. Undoubtedly. She ended up though being stabbed by her own. Shameful.

Have you now designed your newly
'acclaimed' polled for avatar? Still in process of expensive MRDT Market Research Design Tehnology costing millions? Yes. GOOD.

;o))

Have you seen supertroll's site today? the poll and dreams etc are well worth a look if you haven't already - as I know you will have...... ha ha!!

Anonymous said...

Tinks, I know I'm going to regret this, but what is PMSL?

Thankyou Archer, I aim to please!!

Ladies much as I am enjoying your company I am off for a bit, watching Casualty 1907, see if I can pick up a few tips!!!lol

Tinkerbell43 said...

Hey Archer,

IMHO, I believe the requestioning is no more than a face saving exercise, a possible tieing up of loose ends and then sadly, I believe the case will be shelved.

I just hope when they do this, for the first time in 11 months they do something right and release the McCanns from their status and all surrounding suspicions.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

HelenM

P**sing myself laughing!

Mum21 said...

Ladies,
As for the silly comments Claudia is making...just ignore them.
She and Viv would do far better worrying about the constant libellous comments being spouted from 2345. They seem to get worse.
If I could be bothered to gather up all the libellous and abusive comments aimed at us....they would far outweigh anything Claudia or Alsabella think they have on us.
I think we should be leniant with Claudia...after all she is only 28 years old. As we all know...wisdom comes with years.
After all other than show biz people...who with any adult intelligence calls people on the internet Darling? To me...to use endearments like that to people you hardly know...is shallow and childish, and certainly without meaning.
Speaking for myself...I really do not give a damn whether Alsabella returns or not. I do not care why or how her blog ceased. It is none of my business at all. I am just not interested.

Tinkerbell43 said...

Helen, p*** myself laughing!

Enjoy your programme.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Hiya Archer

How ya doing? Doing too many things at once, so am looking in every now and then!

archer said...

Tinks

I think that's quite likely too. But they cannot just walk away from all this shi*e and shelve it!

The McCanns are due a whole lot more than that.

chinadoll said...

Evening Archer,

That is just, yet more, speculation.

If, as insinuated by some, they intended changing their statements to the detriment of the McCanns, then the pj would be over like a shot and some type of bargain plea would be reached. They would then fly back and present same to a judge at the earliest opportunity and that would give them grounds to question K & G.

No, they are apparently (as reported) coming to question the tapas group and others and thereafter, it is my understanding, they will review the case.

archer said...

Hi Sass

Nice to 'see' you.

It's been a bit of compulsive viewing here at times. lol

Loved Supertrolls dreamers!

Hope you are well.

Tinkerbell43 said...

No Archer they cant. But they are arrogant enough to! This is where I hope diplomatic pressure will come in or the case is handed over to Scotand Yard, if that is at all possible.

chinadoll said...

Seawitch,

Coming to a cimema near you now - brilliant lol

SeaWitch said...

Well said, Mum21.

But can we call each other "Daahling" when our film is released?

After all, we'll be proper showbiz ourselves then.

By the way, Daaarghhling, luuuurve the new outfit.

Mwah Mwah!

Tinkerbell43 said...

Supertrolls dreamers are fab.

I love the one where Clawdia screams Child Neglecters at every given opportunity. Lol, classic.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Hiya Archer

Fine thanks!

It's good 'ere, innit! Supertroll's visions were the best. Left a comment there a couple of days ago.

Tinkerbell43 said...

Seawitch, Mwah, mwah, ROFLMAO!

Mum21 said...

Seawitch...may I be so bold as to say...luv you too. te he he.
It must be catching.

chinadoll said...

Jane,

Have you noticed Mum21 has got the avatar with the dogs hun?

chinadoll said...

Got a couple of phone calls to make and am going to take a peek at Supertrolls blog, as it sounds hilarious.

See you soon

SeaWitch said...

China - good point at 20:13.

Do you think we could blag some Bulgari diamonds to wear at the premiere?

I'm practising my toe pointing and pouting for the red carpet as we type.

Come to think of it, that chimp with the red lipstick avatar is starting to look familiar......

Mum21 said...

Yes I have China...but it is not the one that was wanted. Rosie says it looks like a purple blur.

archer said...

Mum

I was trying to have a closer look at your avatar too. My eyes are a bit dim. Is that Barry Manilow with the dogs???? Darling?

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

See ya China!

Mum21 said...

Archer...no Darling, it is silly old me.

archer said...

OOOPS Mum


Sorry for that!!!lol lol

lurverleeee xx

Mum21 said...

I am off for a few minutes to read up on Supertrolls site.

archer said...

Seawitch

Your'e not thinking of having colonic irrigation - are you? They say it does wonders for the skin!!! Gives the photo's a wonderful hue! lol

Rosiepops said...

Hi Daaaaaaaaaaaarlings, how are you sweeeeeeeeeties?

SeaWitch said...

Well, Daaarghlings, now that I am an A-list film star I need to swap my downmarket mutts for a pair of pocket-sized designer handbag-pooches, but I'd better take them for a walk first.

They are soooooo yesterday.

Luvvie you all so so much.

Mwah, mwah!

archer said...

Rosie

Mwah mwah,lurverlee to see you sweetie.

Rosiepops said...

China

see you later, must have a peek at Super's and see what is happening.

Rosiepops said...

Mwah...Mwah you too Archer dwaaaaaaarling.

Rosiepops said...

SeaWitch, see you later sweeeeeetie Mwah...Mwah

Anonymous said...

ARCHER

YOU ARE RAVING AGAIN

COLONIC IRRIGATION?

with my tiara and net veil, thigh white boots with stilletos, laptop and large handbag.

CWAAAAHHHLING

noooooh!
mmwah mmwah

think again.

SeaWitch said...

Archer, but of course!

I've already made plans to get my forehad frozen and my lips trouted.

My face is going to be lifted until my eyebrows are six inches above my eyes, which, naturally, will be stretched sideways like a cat.

My nose is going to look oh-so-cute when it is only 2mm long, even if it does keep dropping off my face, and my breasts are going to be augmented until I require special lifting equipment to exit my stretch limo.

I am going to be sooooooo beautiful, daarghling, I can't tell you how excited I am!

Anonymous said...

SEAWITCH

HA HA A IF I HAD A 'FOREHAD' LIKE YOURS I WOULD FREEEEEEZE IT TOO.

HA HA HA HA HA


;O))))

MWAAAH MWAAAAH DAHHHLINK

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Rosiepops said...

Tubby dwaaaahling, do you have ginger nuts, or is it just the light?

archer said...

Jane - if its good enough for Dale Winterton.....rofl, just think of the dewy glow you will have in all the photo's, and what a beautiful complextion you will have for a few days afterwards.... go on, take the risk! Your 'nets' will never look better.


Sorry to hear about the trouble you had with your car. I bet that made the old heart go pitter patter quick time!

SeaWitch said...

Jane,

How utterly ruuuuuude, Daarghling.

I must remember to make some off-the-record comments about you to the meanest gossip columnist in Hollywood.

And I shall tell the Director I suhimply cuhan't wuhork with you.

You'll never work in this town again, z-lister!

Anonymous said...

ROSIEPOPS

I think I have made them all scurry off to Supertroll's hoot of a dreams and visions site and poll vote re Al's site's demise........

oh dear.

Just had to heat up meal for daughter so went of a few minutes, then, boom....noone here. Has my tiara slipped?????

ha ha a re gingernuts. Naughty rosie.....hee hee

Anonymous said...

ha ha seawitch

see you on the red crappit then

how is the computer? Is it saveable?

SeaWitch said...

Rosie, what do you know about his ginger nuts?

What sort of movie to you think we're making here? Old habits clearly die hard for you, Madam......!

archer said...

Jane.....red crappit!! that's a sign - move over, here's the pump!Dahlink..

Anonymous said...

ARCHER

YES, WHO WAS THE SPOOF 'MARRIAGE' TO? WAS IT SOMEONE LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON OR JORDAN? IT WAS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS......

I had forgotten about that one. Not our finest hour at all.

He isn't on our screens now is he?

topping up his tan no doubt......

Anonymous said...

too late ARCHER

I needed that pump for my flat typre last night. Now it's fixed, so you are too late daaahhhhlink.

mmmwwwaaaaaahhhh

Rosiepops said...

Look at this little gem from Mrs Consecutivs Numbers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2345 said...
Anonymouse,

Hogan's payout was also a scam ... you'd be amazed the people I know in the media.

19 March 2008 15:13

archer said...

Jane - did a quick google and it came up as Nell McAndrew..lol

Rosiepops said...

Would you believe it, Mrs Consecutive Numbers is a luvvie and knows media Dwaaaahlings!

Anonymous said...

Wow ladies. Never ever allow yourself to become constipated!!! I've just seen the metal instrument used in 1907 to give an enema. The syringe used to give an injection puts mine (in my nurses uniform) to shame! Nothing much changed in the orthodpaedic department though!lol only credentials required by the surgeon is to be a competant CARPENTER!!!

Most probably rambling to myself, so might as well trot over to ST's blog and see what's had you all in a tizzy.

Rosiepops said...

Shall we run a poll on Why Mrs consecutive Numbers knows in the media?

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Seawitch

Just read your post - you're going to be a REAL stunner aren't you!

Don't forget the liposuction which will have your belly button touching your backbone! Maybe you could get zips put into your new boobs and just lob the silicon bags out the limo window first, then you can get out the car no probs! A quick visit to the loo (sorry sweetie dahling, restroom) and two seconds later you're zipped back up to a 34PPP.

Anonymous said...

mrs 1-5 only knows

her fellow inmate

LGC A HUMOROUS SATIRIST FOR BBC,,,,NOT!!!!

AAARRRGGGGHHHHH

TALK TO THE HAND,
AS THE FACE AIN'T LISTENING

OR IN a AND v'S CASES

FACES AREN'T LISTENING OR IS THAT FAECES PERHAPS, I WILL ASK BIANCA........ ;O))))))))

Christabel said...

Jane,

Dale Winton married Nell McAndrew i think,spoof.

archer said...

Oh Jane darling PMSLx

I think its faeces.....

Anonymous said...

sass

yOU CAUSED A MAJOR EXPLOSION THERE. VERY VERY FUNNY., WELL PUT.

archer ho hum

I quite liked Hell pity she lowered herself to do that one....so silly.

thanks for letting me know about who it was. daft eh? don't you think?????

Rosiepops said...

Helen dwahling,

Did you know that we are each other? Mwah....Mwah

archer said...

Jane

any exposure is good exposure - gotta get the publicity any way they can..

Anonymous said...

OH OH CHRISTABEL

BE CAREFUL

DID YOU CALL DALE WINTERLESS A 'SPOOF'

you will get sued for tha.

ha ha ha I mean looooooooooool

;o)))))

I liked her. She should have had more sense. As if anyone would believe that nonsense.

Anonymous said...

tonight is getting almost as good as the PAMPAS GRASS night.

hee hee

I am hooting with laughter.

still can't get rid of the vision of Mrs 1-5 in net SOCO suit wandering about from our bendy bus withno mates. ha ha ha ha

just familiar faeces....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

now got to go for a couple of minutes. I am hooting and pmsl at my own joke. uncontrollably. daughter calling ambulance as I don't ... speak. help HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Christabel said...

Jane,
cancel the ambulance notdoc is working tonight lol.

Anonymous said...

CHRISTABEL

...his first night is it?

he's never worked before?

Isn't he allegedly rather far away????? ha ha ha can't get further than the moon can you?

Christabel said...

Jane,

He can dream lol.
Hey did you see the one about him in a string vest, that cracked me up.
I had visions YUK.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mum21
___________________________________
Darling? To me...to use endearments like that to people you hardly know...is shallow and childish, and certainly without meaning.
Speaking for myself...I really do not give a damn whether Alsabella returns or not. I do not care why or how her blog ceased. It is none of my business at all. I am just not interested.

30 March 2008 21:08
___________________________________

Totally agree! I said "Hello darling" to Tinkz yesterday because I knew how much she hated it!!! There is quite a bit of "love ya loads" on the temporarily reVIVed blog. Very childish indeed (and incredibly superficial).

The other thing which is totally childish is sending greetings to someone's cat! The number of greetings to and from Blacky the cat is ridiculous!

Just for the record - I don't love any of you loads and please don't kiss your hamsters and goldfish for me!

Anonymous said...

CHRISTABEL

don't go here

crusts and coffee stains in strings urrrggghhh no no no

how do you floss a vest???

ha ha ha I mean looooooooooool

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Christabel

What as?

Rosiepops said...

EVERYONE

NEW POLL

Dwahlings.

Mum21 said...

Well those few minutes turned into an hour. SuperTroll...I have not laughed so much in years.
Thank you, Darling.

Rosiepops said...

ooooo sassy wassy dwahling luv ya loads xxxxxxxxxxxx

Please give my lurv to next doors ginger Tom xxxxx

Rosiepops said...

What is text speak for baarf?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Mum21

I knew you would laugh.

Great.

what's the new poll about rosiepops?

I a not a happy bunny, crack my finest jokes to no audience at all you all went away....boo gooo hooo

Mum21 said...

Well I have voted.
Have the rest of you?
Won't luv ya loads if you don't.

archer said...

Voted!!

When did the photo's get changed? They are fab!

Jane - I laughed so much I had to go to the garage!!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha who devised the questions for our new poll????

ha ha ha ha

difficult choices......

;o)))))))))))))))))))))))))

have voted........

Rosiepops said...

Mum

Just looking at your avatar again with my glasses on, is that a picture of you with Clawd Ear and Alsabliar?

dianeh said...

Good morning all.

Hope you are all well.

As for Bianca. Please understand that we believe the McCanns to be innocent because there has been no other theory put forward that holds any water (with any supporting evidence). The press leaks have invalidated each other by their extremely contradictory nature. Since the burden of proof lies with the police, and they have as yet proved nothing at all, it is very easy to consider the McCanns innocent.

I choose to believe what the McCanns put forward in the media. There statements are not contradicted directly by the PJ, they simply make another round of leaks. And continuously asking questions of the McCanns as the anti's do, means nothing as most of the questions themselves are based on second hand trash in the papers. So many urban legends have come out, that the anti's continually repeat as fact, asking for the McCanns to answer them.

Everything has two sides, so if you continually only look for the down side, you will eventually find things that may look as though they support your view. But when this is spurious press releases and the ramblings of bloggers, then it would be wise to reconsider why you have reached the opinion you have.

Questioning, or wondering is fine but accusing based on fantasy or goosip, is something completely different.

archer said...

Rosie

OOOOOOOPS don't go there lol

Rosiepops said...

Jane

Is that notdoc's string vest?

Anonymous said...

ARCHER

MY BEST JOKES!!!!!!
TO AN EMPTY AUDIENCE,
MY DAUGHETER LITERALLY THINKS ME
A COMPLETE SADDO NOW... AS I WAS IN TEARS LAUGHING ....

AH WELL

HAD TO OPEN A MEDICINAL BOTTLE OF RED. Here's one to you as you laughed too. You need it.

stop going to that garage for you know what's.....naughty.

Rosiepops said...

Mum

Sorry didn't mean to insult the dogs! dwahling xxx

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Hiya Dianeh

How ya doing! Good post!

archer said...

Thank you Jane, just a small one for me, still have a bit of a headache from Friday nights little 'do'.

Anonymous said...

rosiepops

well it bloddy isn't mine is it?

of course it is not doc's vest......

for Mrs 1-5 to ffffforensically examine ..............

with him in it - with exceedingly sharp instruments...no less.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mum21

Have voted! D'ya love me loads now?

Rosie

You major plonker! Love the serious poll and its questions! Mwah mwah.
__________________________________

I also put some new pictures on the blog (blogeau in mwah mwah language, maybe?). Found some in various places on the net.

Mum21 said...

Rosie,
My little girl dog said to tell you she has ears...but they are not clawd.
My big boy dog said...his ar-e is big but he is not a liar.

They also said..Rosie we luv ya Dwahling.

Rosiepops said...

Sass

Fab photos, such a happy family. Does not quite fit in with the image that the antis want to portray them as.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Rosie sweety dahling

Will kiss all the dogs in "my" dogs home from you. Back a week Thursday!

Rosiepops said...

Mum

tell the aunty Rosie sends luv and kisses mwah...mwah.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Rosie

Glad you like the piccies. How sick is it that it is a bummer for some people that Madeleine looks happy!

Mum21 said...

Sass...yeah, love ya now.

Mum21 said...

Rosie,
Told them and they drooled.
Now I have a soaking wet carpet

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mum21

Well sweety dahling when I have a party with only 750 of my closest friends, you'll be on the list!

Anonymous said...

where is everyone?????

archer said...

Sass
Would ya let me do the catering? Pretty pleez?

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Tinks

Are you still around or have you lost the will to live?

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Archer dahling

But of course sweetie. I am always prepared to back your little venture. It's got to be Nouvelle Cuisine, so all you need is 751 peas, lots of sauce and huge plates.

Anonymous said...

ohhhh yes archer please

nice hot chilli lots and lots of salads and crusty breads.....
and vino of course.

thank you.

expect you around 7 pm?
good. that's it settled ... about 2,500 dwaaaaahjhhhlink? that's our blog at last count.

archer said...

you forgot the cocktail sticks...us Party / Co-ordinators take this sort of thing verrrrrrrry seriously. Reputations are everything - darling.

Anonymous said...

SASS

NO, NOT COMING NOW

IF YOU THINK I ACCEPT PEE ON A PLATE

YOU ARE NOT MY CHUM NO MORE


BOO HOOO BOO HOO

Anonymous said...

Back from ST's site can honestly say PMSL!!!

Jane loved this

just familiar faeces....


Rosie whose spreading malicious gossip again?

archer said...

Jane - No Problemo!

calcite51 said...

Hi, Diane - hope you are well - just got back on and I think they've all lost it.

I agree with your comment to Bianca - very well said.

Mum21 said...

Sass..can I bring my dogs? The one with the non clawd ear....and the one with the non lieing big ar-e.

Thank you sweetie.

archer said...

Jane

Pleeeeeez I am PMSL now.

You are obviously not taking this seriously.

Anonymous said...

NO NO archer

DOCROT'S VEST AND MRS 1-5 WILL TAKE THE COCKTAIL STICKS AND DO 'THINGS' WITH THEM WE CANNOT ALLOW. USE THEM AS FLOSS.

HOW ABOUT COTTON WOOL BALLS?

GINGER NUTS?

nO?

oH DEAR. CHOPSTICKS THEN....YES......

archer said...

Sod-it Jane, use your fingers, or better still suck em up with a straw. Is that OK?

Anonymous said...

fine archer

GREAT LIKE A HENRY VIII BANQUET.

hope you have gold platters.

good that's it sorted

mwaaaaah mwaaaaah

where are seawitch and china gone???

chinadoll said...

Sassy,

Sugar plum, sugar babe,

The new photos on the front page of the blog are gorgeous. I have not seen them before, you scrummy little sweet pea. (hope I am keeping up)

Anyway, I have voted on our poll and the Superpoll, sorry Supertroll poll.

archer said...

'Resting' probably.

Anyway I have to go - lots to do and prepare for my client.

Sleep well and see you soon.

Goodnight everyone.

chinadoll said...

Mum21,

Of course you can bring your dogs.

Especially if they are trained to cooperate with the pj investigation and bark at the right time and in the right place lol.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


chinadoll

no you do n o t know what you are saying

sweet pea. !!!!!!!!!!


hahahahahaha

oh dearie me, just read back


hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
priceless. you do NOT know what you have just said.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Jane

I have to go to my Hollywood therapist now you've said that! I'll be having group hugs at $5000 an hour thanks to you.

chinadoll said...

Archer,

Are you sneaking off to the garage again? lol

Oh, dear me, I am having visions of poor Archer logging off and sleeping in the garage.

Sorry Archer.

archer said...

Oh dear oh dear my poor sides are aching now.

Good night.xx

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mum21

Sweetie! But of course! If they are wearing doggy eau-de-cologne and a whacking great bow round their necks.

Put them in your handbag and you're welcome (no you can't put them in a shopping trolley - I don't care how big they are!!!).

Mum21 said...

China,
You can rest assured they will bark in the right place. Just shove a cocktail sausage under their noses and they will bark anywhere you ask.
Case solved by two black barking cocktail sausage loving labradors.

That ok sweetie?

Anonymous said...

good night archer


see you later

sleep well sweet dreams

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Night Archer sweety. Am channelling positive thoughts in your direction dahling!

chinadoll said...

Calm down Jane,

I said sweet pea lol not pansy

I think you have got your knickers (plants) in a twist lol

And as for the pampas grass,

don't even think of going there

Mum21 said...

Sass..they always wear doggy eau-de-cologne....but not too sure about fitting them in my handbag.
How about if they carry a handbag...would that do?

dianeh said...

Hi Calcite

Yes, they have lost it and I havent got any idea what they are talking about.

But hey, I am very happy for them that they are enjoying themselves.

Good on you guys, keep it up.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

China

Have I ever told you you have a special place in my heart?

(Not sure what you said was Hollywood lingo!) What I have just said definitely is!

chinadoll said...

Sassy,

Channeling positive thoughts in your direction lol

Hope you can park a car in the garage, cos that is where Archer has disappeared to again lol.

Am starting to have my own dreams about all you weirdos lollololololol

Mum21 said...

China..it is Helen who has her knickers in a twist. I just wish she would pull them up.
How can you start a new page with a picture of a bare..pink...bum?

Sorry Helen..sweetie.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Dianeh

Not sure why because have been multi-tasking, but everyone is using Hollywood lingo. Apparently we are all going to be stars. SeaWitch has great plans for bodily improvements and I'm organising a Hollywood do!

Mum21 said...

Diane,
We are taking the pi-s out of all the Darlings and luv ya's being posted on a certain blog...by certain people.
Do you get it now....darling?

Anonymous said...

yeay heay

I love y'all and will never ever forget cha or .....

sorry

what's yer name?

chinadoll said...

Sassy,

You could at least pretend that you understood me and give me a bit of street cred, you spoilt, know it all daffodil. lol

Mum21 said...

Yeahhh and my dogs are invited to the Hollywood do....cos they bark when requested.
Don't they Sass, darling?

chinadoll said...

Mum21,

Actually, I think Helen is experiencing hard times and actually, does not possess a pair of knickers and cannot, therefore, get them in a twist.

She is just doing her usual thing ie getting caught in the act, with her pants down.

Mum21 said...

Jane..got your joke this time.
great darling
luv ya

Anonymous said...

DIANE

HUN

MWAAAH MWAAAAH

LUV YA BABE COOL

WE ARE WEARING NET SASS'S CURTAINS, TIARAS, HIGH WHITE THIGH LENGTH BOOTS, AND TRAVELLING ON A BENDY BUS.....

GET IT NOW? YEAH HUN COURSE YA DO.

NOW. WE ARE ALL OUR REAL SELVES NOW, YEAH, GERRIT? AHA.

poor you. you must think youhave landed in the twilight zone coz we put clocks forward an hour we changed personality at same time. ha ha ha ha

....we did.....

read back.
it won't make any sense at all, but you will understand what the hell has happened here tonight.;o)

chinadoll said...

Fur coat,

No knickers

Ring a bell?

Mum21 said...

China,
Shall I tell her...or will you?
It is not a pretty sight.

The Candy Floss blog really sucks said...

Mum21

You are going to ruin the whole raison d'etre of my little soirée with your cocktail sausage munching hounds, but as you have a special place in my heart . . .

By the way, bring your own cocktail sausages for your dogs, my soirée is going to be real Hollywood - go there hungry, leave there starving!

Mum21 said...

Yeahh China. Rosie on the M6 :-)

chinadoll said...

Nah Mam21,

Don't bovva, she'll just get the goat and pull her pants down again.

Did you know Moonie is her middle name

Don't even ask what her last name is - maybe we should have a vote on that Rosie

Mum21 said...

Sass...I will bring an extra cocktail sausage for you...cos I luv ya.

Anonymous said...

chinadoll

doCrot here

YOU RRRANG???????


;O)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

chinadoll said...

Calling all grannies on the Ml with fur coats and no knickers.

Report to base

Report to base

Report to base.

Anonymous said...

Chinadoll are you psychic? Sassy she doesn't know how close she is does she?

Mum21 said...

China,
The escaped goat do you mean? te he he

Anonymous said...

HELEN

AKA PUBLIC ENEMA NUMBER ONE


;O)))))))))))))))))))))

chinadoll said...

Ok

No knickers is back cos she wants to get the next page, which is coming up soon.

Hope she does not post a load of veg like last time

broccoli,

peas,

cabbage,

swede,

parsnips,

courgettes

etc

Mum21 said...

Grannie 1 reporting to base.
But I got knickers on and Rosie nicked my fur coat.

dianeh said...

Jane

Our clocks dont go back till next week but the computers, phones etc all thought it was yesterday,caused more disuption than Y2K.

But I can hardly wait, it was still dark this morning at about 7.15-30. It will be good to be getting up in the light for while.

chinadoll said...

Rosiepops

I demand you return the fur coat to Mum21.

Stop raiding everyones bleeding wardrobe you trollop.

Anonymous said...

pmsl

Anonymous said...

pmsl

Anonymous said...

pmsl

Mum21 said...

knickers

Anonymous said...

pmsl

chinadoll said...

Helen,

pmsl?
pardon my sodding language?

just guessing

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